The Opinion #2: Famous penguins
WEE OOH WEE OOH here comes the idiot police, they must think I'm trying to be famous.
No, officer, I'm not trying to be famous... no, officer, I'm not, meaning I'm not completely stupid.
Honestly, who wants to walk around in Clubpenguin and see a bunch of n00bs saying "omg bbq iz beta fano!"
Didn't think you did. This issue, I'm 'Opinionating' famous penguins and their "quotation fans quotation."
So... we all know the deal, some ten year old beta tested Clubpenguin so they're famous now, right?
But wait... what is Clubpenguin famous? Here is my definition: stupidity mixed with pixels that form hats.
Penguins crowd other penguins who have rare pixel items like the Black Toque or that ugly, pink + yellow
beta tester hat. Yick. Penguins also can get famous by making these horrible videos of themselves singing along
with a song that is playing in the background, mixed with numerous effects that all look stupid and suckish (like the video).
Or, of course, they start this Wordpress where they give you updates like the other 4,000 out there, only they upgrade their
CSS so they're special-Mc-Nuggets.
My post question of the day (YOU ANSWER THIS IN YOUR POST AND I READ IT) is "what do you think of famous penguins?"
Now, onto my opinion of them: they all need lives. That's right, lives. Sure, I can understand being a bit popular in Clubpenguin where
people come up and say "oh, hey there ***, what's up?" or "good to see ya!" but having the entire room full while crowding one person
is a bit ridiculous. Scratch that, VERY ridiculous. Not just very but SUPER ridiculous. Need I go on? I sure hope not all you Noob-Busters.
I know we have some people here who like famous penguins... well, my *not so* apologies to you, because you are idolizing pixels.
If I went out in real life wearing a giant blue coat, ice skates, face paint and a party hat that was pink and yellow would you crowd me?
Ha just kidding. Only an idiot would ask that.
But honestly, grow up, you can't be famous in an online game (though some blogs have millions of hits which is insane).
Have a suggestion for "The Opinion?" Just submit it in your post and I'll be sure to read over it (or not).
Signed, WHOA dude.